Funny love quotes
Funny Love Quotes
- When a man of forty falls in love with a of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.
- I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Love is a stubborn, spoilt brat,it always get what it desires.
- I trust him about as far as I can throw him, and I don’t even think I can lift him.
- The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
- Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
- You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
- I hope Love isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.
- Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
- A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
- You love her and she doesn’t love you? Oh, nice. Story of my life.
- Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.
- When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
- Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.
- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
- Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.
- If you want me to fall for you, you got to give me something worth tripping over.
- You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.
- At the smallest tingling of love, every man is suddenly a poet.
- Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.
- Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun.
- Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
- Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Hey boy, I am totally gay for you.
- You are lying to me ,jus to convince uorslf.
- Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
- Men only have two faults….What they do, and what they say!
- Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- Three things can’t be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.
- If you want peace in the house, do what your wife wants.
- A touch of scorn can be oh so alluring.
